my brother yelled “HOLLA” at me and he was like “you’re supposed to say holla back” and I immediately replied “I ain’t no holla back girl” and it’s an hour later and I’m still laughing
i’m gonna name my firstborn “arial”
and people will be like “oh like the mermaid”
and i’ll say “no like the font”
"nerd" and"loser" were like hard hitting insults in the early 2000’s and now they are used as affectionate terms we have truly come full circle
Sorry, but no, we did a 180. A full circle would mean we went back to them as insults
why are people so caught up in romanticizing the past? romanticize the future. there will be robots and slightly more equality
just went downstairs to make breakfast and tried 2 crack open an egg but it was a fake egg that i put in there to piss off my family a few days ago and it bounced off the edge of the frying pan and hit me in the face. trolled my own dam self from the past
how the hell do you crack your eggs? Do you throw them at the edge of the fucking pan?
what do u do? gently persuade them?
Waiting for this moment my whole life.
He saw a chance, and took it. (Someone send me a link before I die)
Corbin Bleu is like the anti-Robert Patinson. He loves that silly thing that made him famous.